Fuck Yeah Disneyland-Obsessed Warthog

Asked by ber-the-conquewor:

My choir director finally gave us our iteneraries for our Disneyland tour. When he was going over the consequences for broken rules, he couldn't help but start with the emphasis of not shoplifting -- and those that are caught are sent to jail, and the student's parents are then contacted. My director knows how much I love Disneyland, so he pretty much put me on the spot by saying, "And I definitely don't want to call your parents and say, 'I'm sorry, but Rebekah is in jail.'" I started crying.